Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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