Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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