loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
