My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Sorry about my life...
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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