He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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