The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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