She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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