Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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