Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Randomize
