youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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