sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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