I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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