i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
