You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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