eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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