I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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