You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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