That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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