At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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