i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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