so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
