its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
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it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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