So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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