So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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