Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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