They should really pass out barf bags in church
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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