I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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