I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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