i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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