I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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