Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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