Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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