I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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