I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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