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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever

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• (512): View more from Texas

  did you find a tooth?

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  did you lose one?

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Speaking is such a hard concept right now

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.

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• (315): View more from New York

  well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.

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  Wait till you get home.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.

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