VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
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I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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