awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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