You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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