I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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