Dual....:-)
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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