Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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