I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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