just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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