K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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