Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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