Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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