If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
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Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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