I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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