They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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