He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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