In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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