And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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