One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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