Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.