my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down