I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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